Jack Nicholson

This young lady is the daughter of a regular Celebville resident.

Albeit not quite of the A-list variety.

As news of Heath Ledger's death rocks the showbiz world...

More and more people are questioning why it happened.

Jack Nicholson has an unfortunate problemo in the bedroom dept.

Although he doesn't seem too bovved about it.

We saw this pic and immediately took a deep intake of breath.

Yeash, we thought.

It was a night of many stars, but Johnny Depp and Jack Nicholson shone brighter than most.

Why?

Helen Mirren might need to buy a new house.

At the very least she needs to clear a space on the mantelpiece.

The Departed was a hit at the box office and even bagged several Oscar nods.

Now a possible sequel is on the cards.

Thandie Newton is on a quest to turn Celebville into a much greener place...

But it's turning out to be a mission impossible for poor old Thand.

Poor Leonardo DiCaprio... he'd bagged two of the nomination spots in the best actor category but failed to convert either into a gong.

There were no shocked gasps as Helen Mirren's name was read out for the best actress Bafta.

But she wasn't the only happy lady on the night.

The 33rd Annual People's Choice Awards took place in Los Angeles last night.

And many of our favourite stars were recognised for their marvellous talents.

What nicer way to start the new year, than to be your loved one's proper missus?

Lara Flynn Boyle got in there early - she married her man on Monday.

Our reviewer Tim Evans casts his expert eye over this week's new movie releases.

This week: Martin Scorsese goes back to basics with mob-movie The Departed.

Mark Wahlberg enjoyed a night out in New York with a Funky Bunch of a different kind.

He's long since left those Marky Mark days behind him, sadly.

So, riddle fans, whose offspring is this?

It's quite a famous chap, in fact.