Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese is a unique lady.

We love her pale and interesting beauty, but somebody ain't so fond...

We know it's her job...

But it's worrying how familiar with are with Dita Von Teese's bare body.

This celeb has undergone a dramatic transformation.

She's normally the height of sophistication...

Some celebs really do come out with some silly-billy stuff.

It makes us wonder if they actually think before opening their traps.

Who is after Britney Spears? ??

"Don't you know who I am?".

We wouldn't blame Dita Von Teese for using that the next time she's accosted by a pap who clearly hasn't done his homework.

Well wit-woo, Billie Piper.

Those are some pretty saucy smalls.

Dita Von Teese has hit our capital with truly glamorous panache.

The sleek lady sure knows how to party like a pro.

Fret not if you're stuck in Blighty, everything you need is right here.

Madonna seems to have left her bra at home and Sharon Stone's working the red rug to the max.

It's time to lubricate your party juices.

We've come just at the right time peeps.

Dita Von Teese is making a real song and dance over something.

And she's even going to court.

There's a new gig pencilled into Peaches Geldof's diary.

And her pal Daisy Lowe is joining her too.

We've all seen Dita Von Teese in various states of undress...

But is this her rudest set of snaps yet?

Dita Von Teese has shown she’s not a woman to be messed with.

This lady gets results.

Dita Von Teese is heading down the legal path.

But who’ll be seeing her there?